November 9th, 2003

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Masturbation is like owning a Ferrari and driving only in first gear, a senior Catholic theologian said in an article published Wednesday. “Driving only in first gear, not only do you prevent the Ferrari expressing its full power, but gradually you wear it out and thereby ruin a masterpiece of technology,” Father Giordano Muraro wrote in the magazine Vita Pastorale.

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  • I didn’t know that Catholic theologians have money to own a Ferrari … My guess: he knows, first-hand, only the other part of the equation.

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